Sunday, February 17, 2008

EyeBallMania produces new T-shirt parody based on “The king,” Elvis Presley



Get your hips ready to gyrate when you see this new t-shirt of the man who changed the way we listened to music, Elvis. EyeBallMania’s parody is called Elveye and shows him during the late 1950’s.

Elvis Presley began his career singing for people in the city where he spent most of his life, Memphis. Presley began to wear very flashy and wild cloths, which was very different for people in the South and caused him some problems. He started to combine up-tempo country music with rhythm and blues along with a strong back beat. This new sound made him very popular and controversial with his uninhibited stage and television performances. Two of his greatest hits were Jailhouse Rock and Hound Dog.

Presley made thirty three movies, set records for concert attendance and set television ratings records.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

EyeBallMania introduces Cesar Millan the Dog Whisperer to its line of t-shirts



Cesar Millan, the Dog Whisperer becomes the latest parody t-shirt for EyeBallMania. Our design called Cesar Meyelan the Dogeye Whisperer spotlights the man who is changing the way we train our dogs. If you have a dog, watch this man take on the worst behaved dogs you can imagine and change the animal into something that Lassie would be proud of. You’ll also realize it’s the people who are really the problem. Wearing this t-shirt shows the world that your dog is well behaved and that you know what you are doing.


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Monday, February 11, 2008

EyeBallMania announces six new t-shirt designs



EyeBallMania has come up with six more t-shirts for you to wear that show you know what your talking about when it comes to money. The idea for these shirts comes from Star Trek and the money hungry Ferengi. The quotes are part of the 285 Ferengi’s Rules of Acquisition.

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Sunday, February 10, 2008

EyeBallMania adds a new line of t-shirts called Words of Wisdom from Sameye the Scallop.


EyeBallMania’s quest for new t-shirts continues with Sameye the Scallop. Sameye is here to give you help through the day with words of inspiration or maybe just a good laugh. Sameye is not afraid to say it like it is and will not be held back. So check back often to see what Sameye is saying.

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008

EyeBallMania spotlights Kaiser Wilhelm, another of its t-shirt parodies.


Frederick William Albert Victor or Wilhelm II was born in 1859 and lived until 1941. Wilhelm was the last German Emperor and king of Prussia ruling both the German Empire and Prussia from 1888 to 9 November 1918. (World War One ended two days later.) As with most royal families in Europe at this time, Wilhelm is related to other nobility throughout the continent.

Imperial Archives have shown that Wilhelm had a crippled arm and may have possibly had some type of brain trauma at an early age. Wilhelm is known to have been frequently aggressive, tactless, headstrong, and what you would now call a bully. Wilhelm’s impatience brought him in conflict with German Chancellor Otto von Bismarck who had been carefully putting together foreign policy. Wilhelm wanted vigorous and rapid expansion to protect Germany’s “place in the sun.” Wilhelm’s goal of expansion, his traits and possible brain problems does not make for a great leader and may have been a major reason why Germany was involved with the start of World War One.

Odd things about Wilhelm; He loved to wear uniforms. He wore different ones for any occasion he attended often changing four or more times. He liked to design buildings and battleships that were unrealistic and could not be built. He cut down almost tree on his estate when he developed the hobby of chopping wood.

A relative, Edward VII of the United Kingdom once remarked that Wilhelm was “the most brilliant failure in history.”
EyeBallMania’s Keyeser Wilhelm. Come back often for more in-depth profiles of all of our parodies of Eyes Through the Ages.
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Monday, February 4, 2008

EyeBallMania adds three more guilt trip t-shirts from your mother


EyeBallMania has added three more sayings that your mother has probably dropped on you from time to time.

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The Scarlet Knight is added to EyeBallMania’s line of parody t-shirts


EyeBallMania has added a new parody design to its line of Personal Fitness & Sports t-shirts, the Scarlet Kneyeght. The Scarlet Knight is the mascot of Rutgers University located in New Jersey.

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Saturday, February 2, 2008

Frankenstein t-shirt from EyeBallMania


The third eye we are spotlighting is Frankensteyen. Come back often for more in-depth profiles of all of our parodies of Eyes Through the Ages.

Every few years someone takes the horror story Frankenstein, written by Mary Shelly in London in 1818 and turns it into a movie. This parody of Frankenstein is based on the 1931 classic film in which Boris Karloff played the monster. The novels subtitle was The Modern Prometheus. Shelly wrote the novel and published it anonymously when she was only 19 years old.

Shelley’s Frankenstein has been called the first novel featuring a “Mad Scientist”, called Victor Frankenstein. The original story portrays the creature as an innocent loving being. Not understood by the outside world the creature changes after people inflict violence on him out of fear. Things never change.

The first movie version of Frankenstein is a silent film made by the Edison Company. The film was made in Bronx, New York in 1910. In 1931, James Whale drastically changed the story for Universal Studios. Whale added an Igor-like character, called the creature’s creator Doctor, and gave us the image of the monster we all recognize made famous by Boris Karloff. This led to three sequels, Bride of Frankenstein, Son of Frankenstein, and Ghost of Frankenstein. Later films portrayed Doctor Frankenstein as a sexual pervert, Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein. In the film, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, the doctor (Dr. Frank-N-Futer) is portrayed as a necrophiliac. In Frankenstein Created Woman, the doctor transplants a man’s soul into a woman’s body and then in Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed, the doctor transplants a fellow-scientist’s brain into another body. Mel Brooks created the classic comedy, Young Frankenstein in 1974.

Interesting side note: The year that Mary Shelly wrote Frankenstein, 1818, is also known as “the year without a summer”. In 1818, there was a major eruption of Mount Tambora, located in Indonesia. The eruption threw so much volcanic ash into the atmosphere that it blocked out sunlight around the globe. The lowered the Earth’s temperature to the point where summer did not occur in most locations. This caused famines worldwide.

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