EyeBallMania shows it can be different by producing for the first time, Black T-Shirts.

Never before tried by our dedicated staff, EyeBallMania is now printing black t-shirts. At this writing, 10 eyes have been transformed with all of your favorites planned in the near future. Check back often, and stay true to our motto, Dare to be Different!

EyeBallMania finishes the Lareye your financial planner poster and greeting card section

Now you can enjoy all of Lareye’s words of wisdom on the wall in your office or in your home. Give one to a friend who is trying to make it in the financial field. As always, check the EyeBallMania web site as more sayings are bound to pop out of Lareye.

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EyeBallMania announces a new line of posters featuring the sayings of Gandhi

EyeBallMania continues to expand with a new line of posters featuring the very wise words of India’s, Gandhi. Gandhi valued all life, freedom and human rights. After World War II, Gandhi approached the British Government and informed them that their time of rule in India was over, thank you, and you can now leave, we’ll take it from here. He was laughed at and more then once thrown in jail for organizing passive resistance against British rule in his country. Gandhi continued the passive resistance gaining more and more followers which eventually drove the British to give up their colony. The Academy Award movie Gandhi gives an excellent portrayal of the man.

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EyeBallMania begins putting Lareye your financial planner t-shirt pictures on posters and greeting cards

EyeBallMania is committed to bringing you more and better product. Our popular Lareye is a great poster to have hanging on your wall in the office or at home. Half of the t-shirt words of wisdom are now available. The others are coming soon.

Our new poster and greeting card line is enlarging. Check back often to see what’s new.

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EyeBallMania’s Guilt Trips From Your Momeye t-shirts images can now be purchased as posters and greeting cards

EyeBallMania keeps getting larger with another addition to its line of posters and greeting cards. You can now hang one of these gems that your mother hit you with growing up and as an adult. If you have a favorite line your mom whacked you with, let us know on the comment line and we’ll add it in.

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EyeBallMania completes another section in its ever-expanding line of products, Confucius Says Posters

EyeBallMania has produced a new line of Posters featuring the writings of Confucius (and some that were found in fortune cookies and on the Web.) Confucius was a great philosopher and teacher in ancient China. Confucius showed the rulers of his time how right and wrong they were in leading their country. His sayings and words of wisdom are as relevant today as they were over a thousand years ago.

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EyeBallMania finishes new section featuring individual Eyes

EyeBallMania has now put into its Poster section all of its historical and fantasy Eyes currently available. This is a work in progress. As more “Eyes” are located on our vast planet we will be bringing them to you.

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EyeBallMania adds more images to its Poster Section

EyeBallMania continues adding more Eyes to its line of Posters and Greeting Cards. There are now over 50 Posters available with more coming.


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EyeBallMania begins a new line of products, Posters

EyeBallMania is expanding its art products by introducing a new line of posters and greeting cards of Eyes through the ages. So far over 25 famous Eyes have been added with many more to come.

EyeBallMania announces twenty new finance t-shirt designs featuring Lareye, your financial advisor

EyeBallMania has come up with twenty more t-shirts for you to wear that show you know what you’re talking about when it comes to money. The idea for these shirts comes from the internet and Star Trek and the money hungry Ferengi. The quotes are part of the 285 Ferengi’s Rules of Acquisition.

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EyeBallMania announces a new T-Shirt line based on the wisdom spoken by Gandhi to inspire peace around the world in a no-violent way.

Wearing one of these t-shirts will show the world that you are not afraid to stand up and make changes in a peaceful way. Walk in Gandhi’s sandals and make things happen for the better. If one person can change the way an empire views things, so can you!

New T-Shirt comes out and is added to EyeBallMania’s Nerds Sci-Fi & Fantasy section of parody and humorous art work, the Traveler.

Every fantasy story has a character who holds the truth in some way and must get it to the humble hero. This character, usually meek and unassuming, must keep working with our doubting hero and keep him or her on course. Wear this t-shirt if you too have helped someone along a difficult path.

Confucius Says added to EyeBallMania ever expanding parody, humor T-Shirt line.

New line of T-shirts called Confuceye Says are parodies of some famous Confucius says and others taken from fortune cookies and the internet. Confucius sayings have come down through the ages because they are as truthful and actuate today as they were a thousand years ago. You too could be wearing something that may change your life or someone else who eyes you.

EyeBallMania announces a new T-Shirt based on a man of peace and inspiration, Gandhi.

Gandhi, the man who took on the British Empire and brought it to its knees through passive resistance. EyeBallMania has come up with Gandheye. You to can walk in Gandhi’s sandals wearing this t-shirt as you try to change the way people think and do things to build a better country.

EyeBallMania adds another t-shirt to its ever expanding line of fantastic art work, the Gnome.

This new t-shirt finds our Gnome at the location where all gnomes feel happy and content, working on machinery. The wrench he holds will soon be turning some large bolt or nut which will again get a steam engine moving along. How he stays so clean will always be a mystery. Picture yourself wearing this t-shirt as the handy-man in you comes out.

EyeBallMania adds another t-shirt to its ever expanding line of fantastic art work, the Warrior.

Wearing this t-shirt will show the world that you are one daring individual who will stick and fight for your beliefs through anything in the real or a fantasy world.

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EyeBallMania announces a new t-shirt in its Nerds Sci-Fi & Fantasy section called Orc.

Here comes a bad dream, the orc. This creature will not stop. They are made to fight and this one has what it takes. Putting this t-shirt on says you will never give up.

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EyeBallMania announces a new line of t-shirts called Nerds Sci-Fi & Fantasy.

This new line of t-shirts features characters from magical lands, far away places and the far reaches of space. The first three t-shirts in this group delve into the world of fantasy. The kingdom of your imagination has these characters. A traveler who holds truths, an imperial guard who the king and queen must rely on and the ever present faithful ally, the dwarf. You too could be wearing one of these figures from your imagination.

EyeBallMania spotlights Alexander the Great, another of its t-shirt parodies.

Get ready to put the T-shirt on of the man who conquered most of the world known to the ancient Greeks. Alexander became king of Macedonia in 336BC after his father, Philip II was assassinated. Philip had conquered the Greek City-States and Alexander turned his attention on the Persian Empire which he in turn was able to conquer through brilliant military strategy. Before he was able to engage the Persians, Alexander traveled north with his armies, battled the Thracians and the Illyrians and secured his northern boarder along the Danube. Returning to Greece, he was able to have all of the city-states there, except Sparta to pledge aleagence to him and also troops to move against Persia. Alexander was able to gather an army, 42000 strong, and with this force conquer his world.

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EyeBallMania highlights Hernando de Soto, another of its t-shirt parodies.

Wear the T-shirt of the man who first explored the now vacation hotspot, Florida. Hernando de Soto was a Spanish navigator and conquistador who participated in the conquest of Panama, and Nicaragua also took a very active role with Francisco Pizarro in the Spanish conquest of Peru.

De Soto later would lead a large expedition throughout the Southeastern and Midwestern United States looking for gold which he did not find.

De Soto was a fighter and tactician, but was also known for extreme brutality when dealing with indigenous people.

EyeBallMania produces new T-shirt parody based on “The king,” Elvis Presley

Get your hips ready to gyrate when you see this new t-shirt of the man who changed the way we listened to music, Elvis. EyeBallMania’s parody is called Elveye and shows him during the late 1950’s.

Elvis Presley began his career singing for people in the city where he spent most of his life, Memphis. Presley began to wear very flashy and wild cloths, which was very different for people in the South and caused him some problems. He started to combine up-tempo country music with rhythm and blues along with a strong back beat. This new sound made him very popular and controversial with his uninhibited stage and television performances. Two of his greatest hits were Jailhouse Rock and Hound Dog.

Presley made thirty three movies, set records for concert attendance and set television ratings records.

EyeBallMania introduces Cesar Millan the Dog Whisperer to its line of t-shirts

Cesar Millan, the Dog Whisperer becomes the latest parody t-shirt for EyeBallMania. Our design called Cesar Meyelan the Dogeye Whisperer spotlights the man who is changing the way we train our dogs. If you have a dog, watch this man take on the worst behaved dogs you can imagine and change the animal into something that Lassie would be proud of. You’ll also realize it’s the people who are really the problem. Wearing this t-shirt shows the world that your dog is well behaved and that you know what you are doing.

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EyeBallMania announces six new t-shirt designs

EyeBallMania has come up with six more t-shirts for you to wear that show you know what your talking about when it comes to money. The idea for these shirts comes from Star Trek and the money hungry Ferengi. The quotes are part of the 285 Ferengi’s Rules of Acquisition.

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EyeBallMania adds a new line of t-shirts called Words of Wisdom from Sameye the Scallop.

EyeBallMania’s quest for new t-shirts continues with Sameye the Scallop. Sameye is here to give you help through the day with words of inspiration or maybe just a good laugh. Sameye is not afraid to say it like it is and will not be held back. So check back often to see what Sameye is saying.

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EyeBallMania spotlights Kaiser Wilhelm, another of its t-shirt parodies.

Frederick William Albert Victor or Wilhelm II was born in 1859 and lived until 1941. Wilhelm was the last German Emperor and king of Prussia ruling both the German Empire and Prussia from 1888 to 9 November 1918. (World War One ended two days later.) As with most royal families in Europe at this time, Wilhelm is related to other nobility throughout the continent.

Imperial Archives have shown that Wilhelm had a crippled arm and may have possibly had some type of brain trauma at an early age. Wilhelm is known to have been frequently aggressive, tactless, headstrong, and what you would now call a bully. Wilhelm’s impatience brought him in conflict with German Chancellor Otto von Bismarck who had been carefully putting together foreign policy. Wilhelm wanted vigorous and rapid expansion to protect Germany’s “place in the sun.” Wilhelm’s goal of expansion, his traits and possible brain problems does not make for a great leader and may have been a major reason why Germany was involved with the start of World War One.

Odd things about Wilhelm; He loved to wear uniforms. He wore different ones for any occasion he attended often changing four or more times. He liked to design buildings and battleships that were unrealistic and could not be built. He cut down almost tree on his estate when he developed the hobby of chopping wood.

A relative, Edward VII of the United Kingdom once remarked that Wilhelm was “the most brilliant failure in history.”

EyeBallMania’s Keyeser Wilhelm. Come back often for more in-depth profiles of all of our parodies of Eyes Through the Ages.

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EyeBallMania adds three more guilt trip t-shirts from your mother

EyeBallMania has added three more sayings that your mother has probably dropped on you from time to time.

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The Scarlet Knight is added to EyeBallMania’s line of parody t-shirts

EyeBallMania has added a new parody design to its line of Personal Fitness & Sports t-shirts, the Scarlet Kneyeght. The Scarlet Knight is the mascot of Rutgers University located in New Jersey.

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Frankenstein t-shirt from EyeBallMania

The third eye we are spotlighting is Frankensteyen. Come back often for more in-depth profiles of all of our parodies of Eyes Through the Ages.

Every few years someone takes the horror story Frankenstein, written by Mary Shelly in London in 1818 and turns it into a movie. This parody of Frankenstein is based on the 1931 classic film in which Boris Karloff played the monster. The novels subtitle was The Modern Prometheus. Shelly wrote the novel and published it anonymously when she was only 19 years old.

Shelley’s Frankenstein has been called the first novel featuring a “Mad Scientist”, called Victor Frankenstein. The original story portrays the creature as an innocent loving being. Not understood by the outside world the creature changes after people inflict violence on him out of fear. Things never change.

The first movie version of Frankenstein is a silent film made by the Edison Company. The film was made in Bronx, New York in 1910. In 1931, James Whale drastically changed the story for Universal Studios. Whale added an Igor-like character, called the creature’s creator Doctor, and gave us the image of the monster we all recognize made famous by Boris Karloff. This led to three sequels, Bride of Frankenstein, Son of Frankenstein, and Ghost of Frankenstein. Later films portrayed Doctor Frankenstein as a sexual pervert, Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein. In the film, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, the doctor (Dr. Frank-N-Futer) is portrayed as a necrophiliac. In Frankenstein Created Woman, the doctor transplants a man’s soul into a woman’s body and then in Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed, the doctor transplants a fellow-scientist’s brain into another body. Mel Brooks created the classic comedy, Young Frankenstein in 1974.

Interesting side note: The year that Mary Shelly wrote Frankenstein, 1818, is also known as “the year without a summer”. In 1818, there was a major eruption of Mount Tambora, located in Indonesia. The eruption threw so much volcanic ash into the atmosphere that it blocked out sunlight around the globe. The lowered the Earth’s temperature to the point where summer did not occur in most locations. This caused famines worldwide.

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EyeBallMania Announces two new t-shirt designs for 2008

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EyeBallMania in its never-ending quest to see what eyes are doing around the world has come up with two new images that are sure to get some heads turning.

The first is Lareye, your financial advisor. Financial advisors are those people who help you figure out what to do with your money. Where to put the extra cash you sometimes get so you can retire in a Donald Trump style. Yes you can picture yourself with the yacht, fancy cars, and mansion. Don’t do your homework or go to an advisor and you may be looking at the used double-wide while you’re working as the door greeter at Wal-Mart.

Lareye is there to make sure the last sentence does not happen to you. Lareye always has something witty to say at the right moment. Take some time at the EyeBallMania website and see what t-shirts you could be wearing with one of Lareye’s quotes.

Our other t-shirt is the one that all of us can relate to, guilt trip quotes from your mother. Yes your mommy, the woman who did everything for you and is now not letting you forget it. Our Momeye guilt trip quotes are designed for you to wear so you can show the world what line your mother loves to throw in your face in front of everyone.

Leonardo da Vinci t-shirt from EyeBallMania

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The second eye we are spotlighting is Leonardo da Vinceye. Come back often for more in-depth profiles of all of our parodies of Eyes Through the Ages.

Leonardo da Vinci t-shirt. Few people have influenced the world as Leonardo da Vinci. Born in Italy in 1452, Leonardo became a man of infinite curiosity and inventiveness. During his life, Leonardo would become an architect, anatomist, sculptor, engineer, inventor, mathematician, musician, and painter.

Leonardo’s father realized that his son could draw at an early age and was able to get him an apprenticeship with a local artist. Leonardo spent years learning the trade and would eventually surpass the master artist at an early age. Leonardo would continue to paint for his entire life which would pay his bills and put him in great favor of the ruling class.

Leonardo’s mind was amazing. He conceived new military ideas, the tank, machine gun, and better fortifications. Leonardo developed new methods for casting bronze which could make better canons but also could be used to make very large one piece statues.
He saw flight as possible; he designed a man powered airplane, the helicopter, and then worked out a design for a parachute that would safely land you back on Earth. Leonardo worked on designs for using concentrated solar power along with a basic calculator. Using maps that explores were drawing of the African coast line, India, Far East and the newly discovered Americas’, Leonardo started to theorize that the continents fit together which would later be known as The Theory Plate Tectonics. He worked on engineering problems such as water supply and bridges. Leonardo worked on optics, mathematics and in his spare time, music.

Going back to what is probably his greatest love, Leonardo painted. His drawings and paintings astounded people of his time and through the ages. Leonardo thirst for knowledge and his drive to paint humans as accurately as possible lead him down a dangerous path which could have gotten him arrested or put him in a position to get a deadly disease. Leonardo started to dissect people. He paid off the local official who collected the bodies of homeless people who would have no relatives burying them. Leonardo would be told a body had come in and at night would open them up and draw what he saw. As bad as this sounds, no one had ever recorded what we looked like on the inside in any type of detail. Leonard’s drawings, when discovered after his death, would become illustrations doctors would use for hundreds of years. Leonardo would use his drawings to paint people the way they really looked. The way our muscles really move. The way skin actually wrinkles, bends and stretches. Leonardo drew and painted countless works. His two most famous paintings are the Mona Lisa and the Last Supper.

Leonardo was a man vastly ahead of his time and for this artist, one of my personal heroes.

Cro-Magnon t-shirt from EyeBallMania

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Each week we will give a short history of an “Eye” that has influenced and changed our planet. Eyeball drawings for our t-shirts are made following a strict set of rules so that they maintain the quality and look we at EyeBallMania have set as our standard. In the beginning, not a pun, the drawings were destined for a history book for kids so that they could learn in a fun way about their ancestors and those who later would make different types of contributions to mankind. People who looked at the drawings started saying that the eyes would look great on t-shirts. Some thought went into this and EyeBallMania was born.

The first eye in our upcoming series, and will eventually be the first Eye in our history book, is Cro-Magneye. Come back often for more in-depth profiles of all of our parodies of Eyes Through the Ages.

Cro-Magnon t-shirt. Over the past few million years, nature has tried out a number of different types of two-legged, upright walking, opposable thumbed creatures with larger brains with us being one of them. While we where making our way out of Africa to populate the world we ran into an other humanoid, Cro-Magnon who was already living throughout Europe and parts of Asia. We really don’t know how these two different species interacted. Some have said peacefully and others, well things didn’t work out to well in the, welcome to the neighborhood, nice to see someone new, I’m sure we can work things out, kinds of way. Based on the fact that we keep fighting among ourselves all the time now, things probably didn’t go to well and Cro-Magnon disappeared off the face of the planet and was forgotten with our species taking over.

In the 15 and 1600’s when we finally stopped torturing and killing people for saying such things as “I think the Earth goes around the sun,” “Aristotle might be wrong,” or “I have an idea that could change things,” mankind started to make great leaps forward in science and technology. One thing that became clear was that animals could actually go extinct (something we as humans have learned to do very efficiently to large number of different species who are no longer with us.) Fossils had always been found but no one could figure out what they were. The Chinese found dinosaur fossils and dragons became part of their culture. Europeans were also finding dinosaur bones and slaying fire-breathing dragons became part of their myths. In the eighteen hundreds scientists finally started putting all of the “pieces” together and realized for the first time that they were looking at ancient forms of life. This enlightenment would then help stop some of the practices that had been happening around the world like grinding up fossils and eating them as medicine to help cure various aliments. (If you think that’s weird, look up what people were doing with mummies when they first found them in Egypt and why people eat rhinoceros horns today.)

Fragments of Cro-Magnon bones were being found throughout Europe but no one could figure out what they were. That changed in 1868, when French geologist Louis Lartet started digging at Les Eyzies, Dordogne, southwest France, at a spot on the side of a hill that had rocks sticking out of it making a perfect shelter. Lartet discovered five skeletons in the rock shelter that the local residents called Cro-Magnon. (If you can’t figure out at this point how Cro-Magnon got its name then you probably can’t figure this out; there are three kinds of people, those that can count and those that can’t.)

The skeletons Lartet found showed many characteristics that we modern humans have a high forehead, upright posture and slender skeleton. But the teeth and jaws were larger. The bones showed that Cro-Magnon had slightly larger muscles. The base of the skull where the backbone joins is in a slightly different position, but one that would have made speech much more difficult. As more Cro-Magnon skeletons were discovered in Europe and Asia, artifacts started to be found with their remains. Tools have been found that suggest that they knew how to weave clothing. Use animal skin. Have a varied diet of meat, grain, vegetables. Construct shelters and to paint pictures inside of caves.

Cro-Magnon lived 40,000 to 10,000 years ago and would be what many would call caveman. Dinosaurs died out 65 million years before Cro-Magnon walked on this planet. So when you see those movies with cave people fighting off a Tyrannosaurus, it just didn’t happen for real.

Note: Caveman is a bad term. Nobody wants to live in a cave if they can help it. Caves are usually damp, dark and cold and can have rather large animals living in them that could ruin your day. People like Cro-Magnon lived at the entrances to caves or natural rock shelters that kept you dry and out of the rain and snow.

Another note: For a time, people in the United States who had TB (Tuberculosis) lived in one of the largest cave systems in the world, Mammoth Caves in Kentucky because it was felt that the damp cool air would help cure them. Today Mammoth Caves is a National Park you can visit and see the remains of the hospital and go spelunking.